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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4838 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 904 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.
our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.