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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1948 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
