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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8382 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Votes: | 4764 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.