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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2242 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 8635 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.