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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6995 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Votes: | 310 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.