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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7196 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.