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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1418 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7577 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.