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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1504 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
