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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1244 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 937 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.