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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5131 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
