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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5848 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4475 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
