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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2204 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 243005 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.