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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4215 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.