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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1709 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
