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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9755 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4179 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
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