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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6364 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
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