CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3055	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Void Gems Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1402	Emeralds Found:	8057

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Emeralds Found:	4075	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	1812
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Enchantments Applied:	147	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	960685
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	9607	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	187
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.