Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 433 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Have you ever tried to swim in lava in Minecraft and learned the hard way that it’s not a good idea? Well, on our server, we encourage you to do just that! Why? Because it builds character, of course! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous challenges and outrageous shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills) every step of the way. Who needs life lessons when you can learn them the Minecraft way on our server? So come on, dive headfirst into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive (and thrive) in our insane world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
