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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8111 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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