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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5590 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
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