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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7539 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3827 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair full of diamond blocks (shhh, don’t tell anyone)!
but wait, there’s more! join our server and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy! oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak in perfect english? yea, we’re that cool.
so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, then maybe you will. but who wants to be a stick in the mud anyway? not me, that’s for sure!
