CraftyLaughs Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	298	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	576100	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5062
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	4853
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5211
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	8926	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	575

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	53
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4882
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	993614

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	3626	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	5790	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!