CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	8523
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	8474
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	184896	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	3164	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Armor Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	295	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4292
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	6750	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Votes:	7913	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5850	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Emeralds Found:	4963	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1467	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	8146

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2566
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	1035
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Animals Bred:	90	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net