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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
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They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.
So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
