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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1158 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
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