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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3624 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2327 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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