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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9320 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
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