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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 142 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
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