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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6822 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
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