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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7130 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 194 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 266 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?