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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6464 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 736813 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?
