are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 4853 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 New Chunks Explored: 20114
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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