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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1247
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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