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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 195 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. he was like, “oink oink, my dudes!” it was wild, man.
and get this, we have a mini-game where you can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil cows trying to take over the server. it’s intense, bro. like, heart-pounding action right there.
oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt? players have searched far and wide for the hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams. one guy even found it and became the richest player on the server. he now goes by the name of Sir Blingalot.
so, like, come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. plus, where else can you find a server where you can ride on giant chickens and talk to talking pigs? it’s like, totally awesome, dude.
