so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Towns Built: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2918 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SisSwapCraft

    SisSwapCraft
    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

    But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP Confessions

    Minecraft SMP Confessions
    Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 175
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

    PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • JungleSMP Survival Server

    JungleSMP Survival Server

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Minecraft Server Overview

    No whitelist, open to anybody. Join the discord server to get started 🙂

    Discord Server

    Modlist:

    Mod Name
    AppleSkin
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    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the discord server mentioned above to get the details on how to join.

    Q: Is there a whitelist?

    A: No, the server is open to anyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 253 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8555 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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