CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	2375
Magic Items Found:	1006	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	238164	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Farms Harvested:	855
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	7687
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.