CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6795	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Zombie Dances:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	249
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Potions Brewed:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5790
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	210
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	68	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!