CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	3118
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4435
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	125	New Chunks Explored:	495552
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	3394	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.