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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 396 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.
one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.
