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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6904 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!