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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6366 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6122 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!