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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3768 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2373 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!