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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5664 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8797 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!