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BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	404
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ores Mined:	3305
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	176

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Morning Madness

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Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

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Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Banter: Where Video Games Get a Taste of the Real World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, who roam the land in search of the rarest loot and do battle with evil mobs using their secret chicken-fu techniques. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their leader, Cluck Norris, is not to be trifled with.

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a hidden underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who have some killer moves. Get your groove on and party like it’s 1999 with these explosive dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	374881	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Resumé Raiders: Where job hunting meets block building fun!

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>send out resume >they actually want to call me for an interview No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	9923	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance party! #29

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?

So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Snowy Creeper Revenge: Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3