CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	3413	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Krauts

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

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Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

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Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never ends! Are you ready to embark on the most wild and wacky adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the most insane battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords while wearing watermelon helmets. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creeper DJs spin the hottest tracks while you mine for diamonds in the dance floor. And don’t even get us started on our enchanted taco stand where you can trade emeralds for magical tacos that give you super powers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a unicorn riding a pig or stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Legends: Minecraft LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner POWER like never before! With our POWERSPIKE! Edition, you’ll experience OLD school charm mixed with CURRENT and UPCOMING content that will blow your mind!

Join us from 03/20-04/23 for our High Noon Event where you can play as Empyrean Kayle (with Prestige skin), Varus (Legendary skin), Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand. Trust us, it’s going to be epic!

Check out our LATEST PATCH NOTES and PBE PATCH NOTES to stay ahead of the game. Need some tips and tricks? Visit u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com for the best builds and account stats.

And if you want to see your favorite champions in action, head over to our MODEL VIEWER to get a sneak peek before you play. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some OP secrets from our PASTEBIN!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a gaming adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Items Found:	3744	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where animeposters think they’re the chosen ones! Join us if you want to crack a ones skull open in the virtual world! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant animeposters in epic PvP battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those animeposters who’s really special!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Solo Leveling will save anime! Forget about those other servers that couldn’t even save a fish from drowning. And don’t even get us started on Blue Archive, that was a bigger flop than a pancake falling off a skyscraper.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while pretending to be a Minecraft pro. We promise you won’t turn into a Korean gamer addict, at least not until you’ve spent at least 100 hours on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the true savior of anime, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Villages Defended:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1