CraftyJobber SMP

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!

Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	90	Dragon Eggs Found:	6336
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	178136

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4858	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	7787
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mines Excavated:	1358
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!