🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5940 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2090 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.
