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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1720 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4514 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.