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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2749 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7796 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.
