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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2342 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2724 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.